OATHS
** The bachelorparty.com Oath of secrecy - For the Lads.**
The following oath is to be taken upon commencement of any bachelor party:
We the Mates of (state his name) do solemnly swear that as a gents of the emerging world we will respect and honor my brothers wishes not reveal the happenings of this evening. In taking this oath I understand that breaking it will result in punishment that could include castration by way of a dirty, dull, spoon as well as suffering from life long brewers droop. If asked about the happenings of the evening I shall reply:
"We Boozed, watched a re-run of the 95 rugby Worldcup and cooked boerie on the braai. The groom got really drunk. His grandfather was there".
** The bachelorparty.com Oath of secrecy For the Ladies **
The following oath is to be taken upon commencement of any bachelorette party.
We the mates of (State her name) do solemnly swear that as a Ladies of the emerging world that we will respect and honor my sisters wishes and will not reveal any events about to take place this evening. We understand that violating this oath will spread bad karma upon my being and may result in severe bloating and cramping around my thighs and buttocks. If asked about the happenings of the evening I shall reply:
"You know, chick stuff, We drank tea, and ate cookies. The brides grandmother was there".